CHRISTMAS CHOKES

Every year I celebrate Christmas by sitting back, relaxing and then.

Trying to kill my sister.

Oh don't give me that look, it's completely normal, besides she tries to kill me too, it's just like... like a friendly sport.

Just instead of basketballs we have knives and shit.

But really it's a tradition for us to beat the hell out of eachother and try to choke one another into submission.

Who will win the Christmas Choke battle this year? Well lets look at the strengths and weaknesses.

Name: Warren

Alias: DarkmasterN, Friction, Chocolate Bear, Tolstoy, God, And sometimes known as "The fat one", "Bubby", or "Chunky Gumbo" by a few people.

Weapon of choice: Anything, As long as I can grab it, I usually hit someone with it. I do enjoy using Knives and a Zabuza sword though, and I do occasionally stop by "Zookas R We" To pick up a rocket launcher from Sean Connery

Strengths: Big, somewhat powerful, quicker than you'd expect, erratic movements, +3 Greatsword, THE KNIFE, The Rush ability that the Tarrasque has

Weaknesses: Big, Hard objects have a magnetic pull to my crotch, People like to twist my nipples (X4 damage)

Name: Cheyenne

Alias: Chey, Stone, Spock, And in lesser known circles "Chachi"

Weapon of Choice: That one sword from the Highlander, Machine guns, grenade launchers (Such as the "Nade-launcher 3000") and squeezable grape jelly which can get you the upper hand in any battle mate.

Strengths: Stronger than she looks, Goes for the knees, Jumps on your back, Access to Bardic music, fast, El-Kabong, Fights like a spider monkey

Weaknesses: Bad knee, Low Hit points, hasn't mastered the snake martial arts style, lazy

What? Who's that in the background? Why that's Slash from Guns n' Roses of course. He supervises every christmas choking battle, kind of like that one guy from Metabots who always showed up for Ro-battles. He started the Christmas choking business in 95 and it's still goin strong.

Well, You guys have yourself a good Christmas, I have to go kill some people!

XD, This is full of many inside jokes, however you don't have to actually get the jokes to still laugh about the randomness.