Devious Journal Entry

Rules:

0) Open randompokemon.com/

1) Switch to "All regions" and "All types"

2) Switch to "1"

3) For each question, generate a Pokémon, and use it as the answer. Then comment about it  

4) PLEASE TAG SOMEONE! This is the only way the meme can get around 

5) Post these rules

Tagged by

 

1. This Pokémon is you.

Woah, I don't even really know this one, but it looks awesome.

2. This Pokémon is your rival.

LOL AIR BATTLE!

3. This Pokémon is deeply in love with you.

Ummmmmm...

4. This Pokémon is stalking you.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

5. This Pokémon just stole your cake.

Damn sea pancakes stealing my cake!

6. This Pokémon is your lab partner.

I hope it's good at Science....

7. This Pokémon is your best friend.

LOL KRABBY BUDDY

8. This Pokémon is about to fight you.

Oh god the taser squirrel!

9. This Pokémon is going to steal your shoes.

At least I don't wear CROCS..... CROCS! GET IT. BECAUSE THEY'RE ahh forget it....

10. This Pokémon is hiding in your house.

That's not terrifying or anything.

11. This Pokémon is your pet.

W-why.... do I have a pet... if I'm a pokemon....

12. This Pokémon is your new roommate.

He better pay the rent.

13. This Pokémon is your new boss.

Poison stings if I don't do my job.

14. This Pokémon watches you sleep.

OH SWEET JESUS WHY!?

15. This Pokémon is scared of you.

Correction. I'm scared of IT.

16. This Pokémon is about to perform surgery on you.

Yeah, he's the one I want going elbow deep into my sternum....

17. You have to babysit this Pokémon tonight.

He better not penguin slap me....

18. This Pokémon loves sleeping on your head.

BAD DOG!

19. This Pokémon envies you.

Oh god, they're scary too.....

20. Use this Pokémon to tag people.

I don't tag people, but I do love Aron.